Ketchup applies for Burgers or Fries,
But for Dawg lovers – there’s no compromise!
Let’s not get flustered,
Chili, Onions an’ Mustard…
Condiment connoisseurs, say gratifies!
There was a young lady from Negafleet,
Whose kat kraved a bite of some good-to-eat,
But when time came to pay,
She knew not the way,
And she got herself grabbed as a petty cheat!
There was a young alien cutie,
Who, though she was no raving beauty,
Was still somewhat upset
When her modest topset
Was revealed for the lack of some loot-e!
Hooboy! The anticipation of waiting for the next page actually gave me a heart attack! Well, actually it was another thing entirely, but now here I sit, with four new innertubes stitched into the old ticker, wanting desperately to shout at our hapless alien heroine, DON’T EAT THAT CRAP!
(Doesn’t matter with Katz, of course…he’s got a cast-iron stomach)
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Ketchup applies for Burgers or Fries,
But for Dawg lovers – there’s no compromise!
Let’s not get flustered,
Chili, Onions an’ Mustard…
Condiment connoisseurs, say gratifies!
There was a young lady from Negafleet,
Whose kat kraved a bite of some good-to-eat,
But when time came to pay,
She knew not the way,
And she got herself grabbed as a petty cheat!
There was a young alien cutie,
Who, though she was no raving beauty,
Was still somewhat upset
When her modest topset
Was revealed for the lack of some loot-e!
Katz should keep his word about paying the fry cook. He is in the right on this.
And one day he is likely going to kick someone who can kick back.
Dude. The sentiment, morality and ethics are great but the rhyme, rhythm and meter sucks.
If you think this fry cook was miffed
By hot dogs they took as a gift
The guys with the money
Will get awful funny
When dollars go stray and adrift.
This should be good…
Hooboy! The anticipation of waiting for the next page actually gave me a heart attack! Well, actually it was another thing entirely, but now here I sit, with four new innertubes stitched into the old ticker, wanting desperately to shout at our hapless alien heroine, DON’T EAT THAT CRAP!
(Doesn’t matter with Katz, of course…he’s got a cast-iron stomach)