Aw, gee… will be interesting to see if the Barfo Dawg gets them before the proprietor does… But then obviously Katz didn’t monitor the original “War of the Worlds” broadcast, otherwise he might have ordered a Bicarb with that…
OH MY GOD! She didn’t…. she didn’t… put catsup on her Barfo Dawg?!?! Oooo the vile and tasteless blond alien bint! The lowdown, gastronomicly gauche and comestibly-iconoclastic little philistine! What kind of rude, uncouth, ignorant off worlder puts… uh, wha? …She stiffed the vendor?
Umm, never mind.
“Nobody, I mean NOBODY, puts ketchup on a hot dog.”
Inspector Harry Callahan
Uh… Not that I’m defending any homicidal invading Aliens or Anything… But looks to me like the only stuff dripping off those Barfo Dawgs is yellowish in color… Could be almost anything I suppose, Grease, Salad Dressing, Mustard, Some unspeakable Alien Yellowish Goo… but probably not Catsup, unless there’s some new yellow kind that I haven’t heard of…
Personally, I’d be more concerned as to what that sticky green stuff is in their drinks!!
Mustard, mayo, unspeakable yellowish alien goo, “special sauce” – as in “two all beef patties, SPECIAL SAUCE, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun! (and some things are best left un-examined brother!) Even sauerkraut. As long as it’s not catsup!
They put catsup on one of ours, we put one of theirs in the GARBAGE DISPOSAL! That’s the Chicago way!
Pay??? PAY??!!?? Bill, ruthless Alien Invaders don’t PAY! They DESTROY! They DEMOLISH! THEY LOOT! They… er, wait, the invasion fleet has been delayed indefinitely, hasn’t it? Oh, well… guess they’ll have to just play it by ear…
Yeah but she doesn’t know that WW. Still, it shouldn’t be a problem. If B&K can outrun the dreaded LAPDCD surely they can outrun this simple, somewhat corpulent purveyor of foul frankfurters.
Of course if she can’t outrun him she can always find some other way to pay off her debt in a mutually agreeable and time honored fashion…
Looking at the general environs of the Barfo Dawgs stand, I somehow doubt that much washing takes place there… Maybe the owner has a large hungry dog under the counter to dispose of dining debris.
Hmmmm good point. Wash his car? Wash the pigeon poop off the Barfo Dog stand? Wash the mental image of what the the grease trap must look like out of my mind? (This is a job for heavy duty, industrial brain bleach!)
When Bunz and Katz make their all important call back to their mother ship, will they be using a triple family neutrino beam powered Interocitor device? One inspired by their watching the film “This Island Earth” from the 1950’s. And in fact this is their very first planet of opportunity to test the waters of galactic conquest. That they apparently took what happened to Metaluna as a cautionary tale, of what might happen to them without externally developed resources and outposts.
Hey! When did Quagmire sneak that pot of mustard onto the counter? That wasn’t there before… was it? Did I not see it? Am I loosing my mind? Does anybody care?
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Um… There are certain things that even the most irresponsible invading alien shouldn’t do…
Aw, gee… will be interesting to see if the Barfo Dawg gets them before the proprietor does… But then obviously Katz didn’t monitor the original “War of the Worlds” broadcast, otherwise he might have ordered a Bicarb with that…
Should’a gone to the five-donuts-for-a-dollar place.
OH MY GOD! She didn’t…. she didn’t… put catsup on her Barfo Dawg?!?! Oooo the vile and tasteless blond alien bint! The lowdown, gastronomicly gauche and comestibly-iconoclastic little philistine! What kind of rude, uncouth, ignorant off worlder puts… uh, wha? …She stiffed the vendor?
Umm, never mind.
“Nobody, I mean NOBODY, puts ketchup on a hot dog.”
Inspector Harry Callahan
Uh… Not that I’m defending any homicidal invading Aliens or Anything… But looks to me like the only stuff dripping off those Barfo Dawgs is yellowish in color… Could be almost anything I suppose, Grease, Salad Dressing, Mustard, Some unspeakable Alien Yellowish Goo… but probably not Catsup, unless there’s some new yellow kind that I haven’t heard of…
Personally, I’d be more concerned as to what that sticky green stuff is in their drinks!!
What’s wrong with *ketchup* on a hot dog?
“Ketchup on a Hotdog?” … Careful Bob, that’s just Crazy Talk!!!
Surly Bill is already on a knife edge – you don’t want to set him off!!
Good thing I didn’t say anything about the sauerkraut…
Mustard, mayo, unspeakable yellowish alien goo, “special sauce” – as in “two all beef patties, SPECIAL SAUCE, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun! (and some things are best left un-examined brother!) Even sauerkraut. As long as it’s not catsup!
They put catsup on one of ours, we put one of theirs in the GARBAGE DISPOSAL! That’s the Chicago way!
Like in “The Day the Earth Stood Still”, were our invaders issued a generous pocket full of diamonds to pay for incidentals?
Pay??? PAY??!!?? Bill, ruthless Alien Invaders don’t PAY! They DESTROY! They DEMOLISH! THEY LOOT! They… er, wait, the invasion fleet has been delayed indefinitely, hasn’t it? Oh, well… guess they’ll have to just play it by ear…
Yeah but she doesn’t know that WW. Still, it shouldn’t be a problem. If B&K can outrun the dreaded LAPDCD surely they can outrun this simple, somewhat corpulent purveyor of foul frankfurters.
Of course if she can’t outrun him she can always find some other way to pay off her debt in a mutually agreeable and time honored fashion…
(Washing dishes ya nasty minded gits!)
Looking at the general environs of the Barfo Dawgs stand, I somehow doubt that much washing takes place there… Maybe the owner has a large hungry dog under the counter to dispose of dining debris.
Hmmmm good point. Wash his car? Wash the pigeon poop off the Barfo Dog stand? Wash the mental image of what the the grease trap must look like out of my mind? (This is a job for heavy duty, industrial brain bleach!)
When Bunz and Katz make their all important call back to their mother ship, will they be using a triple family neutrino beam powered Interocitor device? One inspired by their watching the film “This Island Earth” from the 1950’s. And in fact this is their very first planet of opportunity to test the waters of galactic conquest. That they apparently took what happened to Metaluna as a cautionary tale, of what might happen to them without externally developed resources and outposts.
Hey! When did Quagmire sneak that pot of mustard onto the counter? That wasn’t there before… was it? Did I not see it? Am I loosing my mind? Does anybody care?