Holy Dental Malpractice! The Babe steps up to the plate and Swings – it’s a Hit! It’s a HIT!! She knocks it Out of the Park! (the Bozo’s Teeth, that is)… The Good News, Temp Fans, No more cavities for this clobbered Clown… The Bad News, looks like his only ill gotten gains will be from the Tooth Fairy!
Thanx to Walt, for enhancing the Clown’s dialog with a few Circusy phrases on this and the previous page… While next time, is there a Kitty Caper in the offing? Find out next week, Same Temp Time, Same Temp Comix!
As many times as Bat-guy has clocked J-man, the prison system of Gotham must have a really good dental plan. Of course by the rules that he rolls by, Bat-guy holds back a little, since J-man is “reality” challenged. But Bat-temp, like the rest of us, is a little less restrained in response to his issued mass destructive threats. She is just filling in for a super-hero after all.
In answer to the question of the mysterious mini-skirted woman who is utterly ignoring the potential danger of a flying monster. We have of course already met a candidate female exactly fitting that description. Officer Moxie, has such fighting powers, that there simply would be no excuse for her to even pretend to have any actual fear of such a beast.
Ouch! Holy Orthodontic Emergency, Bot Blunder! Just points out the Great Moral Truism, “Don’t spill scalding coffee on a Cranky l’il Alien Invader, especially when she packs a Louisville Slugger an’ a chip on her shoulder.”
Hooo! I bet that smarts…
OMG! She actually hauled off and let him have it! Hey Rube! Chalk up coup counted for the Bat Girl! Oh, no… can’t use that one… Bat Bunz! Bunz N Bat? Bunz, Batz & Katz? sigh Ok – The Bat Temp!
Ha! Come bustin into her greasy spoon and slam her face down into her coffee AND SPILL THE COFFEE!?! Don’t think so Bozo. She “polka’d on his petunias” sho nuff. She swung to put his molars into the cheap seats. SO SATISFYING! No doubt some patron with a smart phone is putting it on Facebook even now.
And as to the comment of Kansas Bill; Ossifer Moxie on the loose in Golam City? What, like on leave or special assignment from the LAPDCD? Ooooo I like this idea. Hair was a bit short but that’s an easy disguise. Put it down as a could be. (That’s so much more satisfying that it being just some random girl placed there to be a victim of the Flying Piranha Raccoon ((copyright Josh Quagmire))
Erm… Perhaps she should have had a slate gray bat… Kind’a too late for that now…
Though he probably wasn’t the first to use one, the notorious Shoeless Joe Jackson popularized black baseball bats for a generation! (Note: his was custom made, not from any bat factory) In fact his original “Black Betsy” is seemingly the most valuable bat in history, having sold for $577,610 in 2001… Say, that’s a lotta dough Joe!
Holy Dental Malpractice! The Babe steps up to the plate and Swings – it’s a Hit! It’s a HIT!! She knocks it Out of the Park! (the Bozo’s Teeth, that is)… The Good News, Temp Fans, No more cavities for this clobbered Clown… The Bad News, looks like his only ill gotten gains will be from the Tooth Fairy!
Thanx to Walt, for enhancing the Clown’s dialog with a few Circusy phrases on this and the previous page… While next time, is there a Kitty Caper in the offing? Find out next week, Same Temp Time, Same Temp Comix!
As many times as Bat-guy has clocked J-man, the prison system of Gotham must have a really good dental plan. Of course by the rules that he rolls by, Bat-guy holds back a little, since J-man is “reality” challenged. But Bat-temp, like the rest of us, is a little less restrained in response to his issued mass destructive threats. She is just filling in for a super-hero after all.
In answer to the question of the mysterious mini-skirted woman who is utterly ignoring the potential danger of a flying monster. We have of course already met a candidate female exactly fitting that description. Officer Moxie, has such fighting powers, that there simply would be no excuse for her to even pretend to have any actual fear of such a beast.
Ouch! Holy Orthodontic Emergency, Bot Blunder! Just points out the Great Moral Truism, “Don’t spill scalding coffee on a Cranky l’il Alien Invader, especially when she packs a Louisville Slugger an’ a chip on her shoulder.”
Hooo! I bet that smarts…
OMG! She actually hauled off and let him have it! Hey Rube! Chalk up coup counted for the Bat Girl! Oh, no… can’t use that one… Bat Bunz! Bunz N Bat? Bunz, Batz & Katz? sigh Ok – The Bat Temp!
Ha! Come bustin into her greasy spoon and slam her face down into her coffee AND SPILL THE COFFEE!?! Don’t think so Bozo. She “polka’d on his petunias” sho nuff. She swung to put his molars into the cheap seats. SO SATISFYING! No doubt some patron with a smart phone is putting it on Facebook even now.
And as to the comment of Kansas Bill; Ossifer Moxie on the loose in Golam City? What, like on leave or special assignment from the LAPDCD? Ooooo I like this idea. Hair was a bit short but that’s an easy disguise. Put it down as a could be. (That’s so much more satisfying that it being just some random girl placed there to be a victim of the Flying Piranha Raccoon ((copyright Josh Quagmire))
Wow, she did it – nothing succeeds like success!
Well, the Bat Temp *is* using a bat…
*Ahem*… It’s a “BAT BAT”!
Do Louisville Sluggers come in black? Why yes in fact they do. Bats must be saving that one for himself.
Erm… Perhaps she should have had a slate gray bat… Kind’a too late for that now…
Though he probably wasn’t the first to use one, the notorious Shoeless Joe Jackson popularized black baseball bats for a generation! (Note: his was custom made, not from any bat factory) In fact his original “Black Betsy” is seemingly the most valuable bat in history, having sold for $577,610 in 2001… Say, that’s a lotta dough Joe!
“Paging Mister Uh-Clem.”
Congrats! You win the Rocky Rococo award…
“I spell MY name…” (looks at door) “Regnad Kcin!”
Did I detect a Firesign theatre reference?