Okay, so we seem to be back on track now, (story-wise) with a bit of pointless and inappropriate violence (yes, Impressions is a running gag)… More importantly, apparently we all survived the Mayan Calendar Doom – The bad news is, Now I’ve got keep drawing this stupid comix!!
In fact, one reader pointed out that the Only thing which didn’t escape the Mayan doom was Twinkies… It fairly causes the mind to boggle – could that have been it? Could these new age doom-mongers have gotten it so wrong? That in truth, what the Mayans were warning us of, was the demise of the beloved Twinkie, the “food” stuff with a half-life of Plutonium?!?
The twinkies were our apocalypse airbag. They could only be used once, but they took all the damage to protect the rest of the world! That’s why they were so light and squishy, and equally distributed over the Earth’s entire surface.
Okay, so we seem to be back on track now, (story-wise) with a bit of pointless and inappropriate violence (yes, Impressions is a running gag)… More importantly, apparently we all survived the Mayan Calendar Doom – The bad news is, Now I’ve got keep drawing this stupid comix!!
In fact, one reader pointed out that the Only thing which didn’t escape the Mayan doom was Twinkies… It fairly causes the mind to boggle – could that have been it? Could these new age doom-mongers have gotten it so wrong? That in truth, what the Mayans were warning us of, was the demise of the beloved Twinkie, the “food” stuff with a half-life of Plutonium?!?
The twinkies were our apocalypse airbag. They could only be used once, but they took all the damage to protect the rest of the world! That’s why they were so light and squishy, and equally distributed over the Earth’s entire surface.
so many teeth >.<