No, not because of that bit of unpleasantness back in 1941, but because today, we’re posting a new and improved Bunz and Katz page – now with 10% more KaPowie, 2% more P-Channg, Plus no more annoying static cling that collects lint on your computer monitor!! Yes, get your Bunz & Katz in the handy disposable bottle today!
Aw gee… Katz finally attains his dream… while Bunz gets more of a nightmare…
What should we expect from a Katz/3DD Kitty pairing? Clockwork kittens, maybe?
Ahh… it seems Frankie may have been there in the Clink — and also the Court Bailiff as well… So perhaps he has some connection with Miz LeChat, or maybe not… Actually, I had originally roughed out the page with the Robot Ape Guy nabbing Bunz – however the Ape Guy doesn’t really spoof any specific character, it just seems that Every DC hero has fought a giant or radioactive ape at some time or another – and well… Frankie is just more fun to draw, so before inking I replaced the Robot Ape Guy with Frankie, who has appeared as one of the gang in last May’s calendar…
I kept looking at 3DD Kitty in the first panel and thinking; something’s wrong with that pic. But I couldn’t figure out what it was. It finally came to me – after sitting in front of my computer and meditating on it like some deranged monk – the ears on top of her head look like a baseball cap pushed to the back of her head from that angle.
WHAT? Did you think it was going to be something important?!? Hey this is Bunz & Katz we’re talking here not the Federalist Papers.
Hey DW – if I was where Katz is I would be blissed out too. And speaking of Katz – looks like Bunz does a pretty good “impression” too.
Is it just 3DD Kitty that has a law enforcement day job? Or is that the Bailiff from the court that is hoisting Bunz in the air in a similar way that he did in the court? Not so strange actually, as Josh is pointing out that gang-land law is a sort of mirror image of civil law. Think about it. As a sort of strange irony a South American Drug Lord, wishing to be a good citizen (sort of), not so long ago constructed the very prison that he was to be later housed in. I’m guessing, knowingly so.
Can’t say that I know for certain… Though If you recall waaayyy back in the Jail (Dec2014 Page 90)… Katz told their Court appointed Attorney that Bunz had bitten the Bailiff… Soooo… Perhaps Frankie has a particular grudge against Bunz as well??
Now Bunzie and Frankie were lovers,
Omigawd, how they did love!
Frankie grabbed her by the collar,
And Bunzie gave him the back of her glove!
She gave him such a hit
He didn’t like it one bit!
Now Frankie, he was a real playboy,
Literally a man of many parts,
Had a yen for that 3DD Kitty,
He just couldn’t give up on them tarts!
Made Bunzie feel sore,
When she saw them once more!
Says, “Frankie, you better behave now,
Leave that top-heavy Kitty alone!
If you keep steppin’ out with that floozie,
I’m gonna make you scream an’ groan!
You keep datin’ that Cat,
An’ I’m knockin’ you flat!”
Then the Kitty, she sneered at poor Bunzie,
Says ,“You better leave it at that,
You ain’t got what it takes to please Frankie,
‘Cause, Sweetie, you’re rather flat!
Go an’ play with your dolls,
You can’t compete with us molls!”
They blew up in the damndest catfight,
The damndest that you ever seen,
And Bunzie sent that Kitty runnin’,
She was little, but she sure was mean!
Made that Kitty screech
An’ flee outa her reach!
Then Frankie, he want all to pieces
I mean that in a literal way,
‘Cause Bunzie yanked out all his stitches,
Which proves that cheatin’ don’t pay!
He couldn’t leave them tarts,
Now he’s a pile of spare parts!
So what do you call a guy who irrationally dislikes “small figured” women? A boobot? A washboardaphobe? A flatist? Comeon there’s got to be a word/phrase for the minimal mammary avoiding male.
Tiny titty teetotaler?
Wasn’t throwing any stones your way. Just interested on the behalf of impartial scientific research. I don’t think such a word exists for “a man who irrationally dislikes small chested women”. They may PREFER full figured but, you know, any port in a storm.
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December 7th, “a Day that will Live in Infamy!!”
No, not because of that bit of unpleasantness back in 1941, but because today, we’re posting a new and improved Bunz and Katz page – now with 10% more KaPowie, 2% more P-Channg, Plus no more annoying static cling that collects lint on your computer monitor!! Yes, get your Bunz & Katz in the handy disposable bottle today!
Aw gee… Katz finally attains his dream… while Bunz gets more of a nightmare…
What should we expect from a Katz/3DD Kitty pairing? Clockwork kittens, maybe?
Wasn’t the guy with the flattop look and the grip on B’s collar in jail with B & K not too long ago?
Ahh… it seems Frankie may have been there in the Clink — and also the Court Bailiff as well… So perhaps he has some connection with Miz LeChat, or maybe not… Actually, I had originally roughed out the page with the Robot Ape Guy nabbing Bunz – however the Ape Guy doesn’t really spoof any specific character, it just seems that Every DC hero has fought a giant or radioactive ape at some time or another – and well… Frankie is just more fun to draw, so before inking I replaced the Robot Ape Guy with Frankie, who has appeared as one of the gang in last May’s calendar…
I kept looking at 3DD Kitty in the first panel and thinking; something’s wrong with that pic. But I couldn’t figure out what it was. It finally came to me – after sitting in front of my computer and meditating on it like some deranged monk – the ears on top of her head look like a baseball cap pushed to the back of her head from that angle.
WHAT? Did you think it was going to be something important?!? Hey this is Bunz & Katz we’re talking here not the Federalist Papers.
Hey DW – if I was where Katz is I would be blissed out too. And speaking of Katz – looks like Bunz does a pretty good “impression” too.
Is it just 3DD Kitty that has a law enforcement day job? Or is that the Bailiff from the court that is hoisting Bunz in the air in a similar way that he did in the court? Not so strange actually, as Josh is pointing out that gang-land law is a sort of mirror image of civil law. Think about it. As a sort of strange irony a South American Drug Lord, wishing to be a good citizen (sort of), not so long ago constructed the very prison that he was to be later housed in. I’m guessing, knowingly so.
Can’t say that I know for certain… Though If you recall waaayyy back in the Jail (Dec2014 Page 90)… Katz told their Court appointed Attorney that Bunz had bitten the Bailiff… Soooo… Perhaps Frankie has a particular grudge against Bunz as well??
At least you GOT to admire Frankie’s taste in T-shirts!
Franky and Bunzy were lovers…
Frankie and Bunzy were lovers
Omigawd how they did love,
He picked her up by her collar,
And she gave him the back of her glove!
Gave him such a hit
He didn’t like it one bit…
Now Bunzie and Frankie were lovers,
Omigawd, how they did love!
Frankie grabbed her by the collar,
And Bunzie gave him the back of her glove!
She gave him such a hit
He didn’t like it one bit!
Now Frankie, he was a real playboy,
Literally a man of many parts,
Had a yen for that 3DD Kitty,
He just couldn’t give up on them tarts!
Made Bunzie feel sore,
When she saw them once more!
Says, “Frankie, you better behave now,
Leave that top-heavy Kitty alone!
If you keep steppin’ out with that floozie,
I’m gonna make you scream an’ groan!
You keep datin’ that Cat,
An’ I’m knockin’ you flat!”
Then the Kitty, she sneered at poor Bunzie,
Says ,“You better leave it at that,
You ain’t got what it takes to please Frankie,
‘Cause, Sweetie, you’re rather flat!
Go an’ play with your dolls,
You can’t compete with us molls!”
They blew up in the damndest catfight,
The damndest that you ever seen,
And Bunzie sent that Kitty runnin’,
She was little, but she sure was mean!
Made that Kitty screech
An’ flee outa her reach!
Then Frankie, he want all to pieces
I mean that in a literal way,
‘Cause Bunzie yanked out all his stitches,
Which proves that cheatin’ don’t pay!
He couldn’t leave them tarts,
Now he’s a pile of spare parts!
Bravo. Had an initial thought but just didn’t take the time to follow through. Now I can only jealously read another’s work. Well done indeed.
Thangew. I got a milyun of ’em, a milyun, I tells ya!
Now with 50% of panels with cleavage!
For Bunz, that would be “Now with 50% more flattage…”
So what do you call a guy who irrationally dislikes “small figured” women? A boobot? A washboardaphobe? A flatist? Comeon there’s got to be a word/phrase for the minimal mammary avoiding male.
Tiny titty teetotaler?
Heck no! Who said anything about disliking? Cute girls with streamlined torsos attract their own fans… In Bunz’s case, a “flattifancier.”
Wasn’t throwing any stones your way. Just interested on the behalf of impartial scientific research. I don’t think such a word exists for “a man who irrationally dislikes small chested women”. They may PREFER full figured but, you know, any port in a storm.