“Hello all you Happy Taxpayers…” (to quote Droopy Dog – or Tex Avery – or Bill Thompson… take your pick)… Yes, if it weren’t for the weekend, it would be tax day today – while putting it off till next Tues, just gives procrastinators a couple or three more days to suffer… (I haven’t filed mine yet either)…
For those of you not up on your history, it seems that income tax was first established to pay for the Civil War… then later again for the First World War… and um… increased to pay for the 2nd World War… Question: Are we still paying for those wars then??
Here in California, we are proud to lead the nation in Taxes – We pay tax on practically everything – we probably even pay taxes on our taxes! We even have a new PotHole Tax… Actually this is our third PotHole Tax, as after passing the first one, they diverted the money to pay for something other than filling potholes… so naturally, they then needed to pass a second PotHole Tax to fill the potholes that the first one didn’t… But whadda ya know, they diverted that money from the 2nd tax to pay for something other than filling potholes as well… Which means, we now need a Third PotHole Tax… what they Really want the money for is anyone’s guess!! We’d be better off filling the potholes with the actual tax money!! So, when you go to mail off your Tax forms on Tuesday, console yourselves – at least you’re not paying taxes to fill Potholes that seemingly will never be filled…
As for our comix page – seems there’s been some changes made – how will this affect our nominal protagonists? Have they been flummoxed by the 3DD Feline – er… Canine?? Um… I suppose we’ll have to wait for the next page to find out…
Ah, a true case of insidious criminal genius at work. The nerve! Using our very constitutional protections to thwart our valiant lawmen. But then Bunz ain’t a lawman is she? Bet she goes all bat-s–t crazy on 3DD Puppy anyway. But I haven’t seen her trusty Louisville Slugger in a while…
…and a toilet plunger is just not the same.
“Bonk, bonk, bonk”
“Boing, boing, boing”
Not the same.
Ah, but the “boing boing boing” is indeed just the same as ever, as the Chief just pointed out…
–Oh, you meant the bat-clobbering SFX! Well, yeah, a rubber plunger head just wouldn’t leave the same impression as a 3-inch-diameter bolt of seasoned hickory…
Rather like Captain America or even Bat Guy himself 3DD Kitty (er Puppy I guess) has a pre-arranged set of back-up plans. A formidable adversary indeed.
Think she has an M9 “folding” bazooka in there somewhere? True dish. Developed for paratroops in dubya dubya twice and appreciated by everybody. Longer range, twice the ROF and with a much more reliable ignition system.
3DD Puppy could probably hide the thing in her… uh… umm… no. Wouldn’t fit there either. HANDBAG! Yeah. That’s the ticket. Big floppy handbag.
As of not 3DD (Puppy?) has to rely on storing her tools of the trade ahead of time where she needs them, and on methods of magic-type misdirection that we look where they are not.
But being a thief by trade, she might want to obtain the floating orb of Bunz — if she figured it to be other than merely decoration.
Of course Bunz was being catty with the “suet” remark. But the cop who was halfway ignoring her (obviously) might have been thinking of some sort of old time traditional pudding — or some dish from the old country cooked in a lamb’s belly. Perhaps an acquired taste.
Boobies Bill. He was thinking (wistfully dreaming, longing, lusting) of big, bobbly, wobbly, bouncy boobies… and maybe something to do with motorboats.
Poor Bunz – to have been modeled on a Japanese anime schoolgirl. The “wrong” type of Japanese anime schoolgirl.
I wonder how our little Bunz would handle some guy deciding “she’s the one” and falling helplessly, hopelessly, head-over-heals in love with her. Could happen ya know. Probably freak her right out. But might there be some line of code hidden in her Sailor Chick programming that might cause her to react to such? You know how sappy anime chicks can be. Hmmmmm… only her creator knows for sure.
“Hello all you Happy Taxpayers…” (to quote Droopy Dog – or Tex Avery – or Bill Thompson… take your pick)… Yes, if it weren’t for the weekend, it would be tax day today – while putting it off till next Tues, just gives procrastinators a couple or three more days to suffer… (I haven’t filed mine yet either)…
For those of you not up on your history, it seems that income tax was first established to pay for the Civil War… then later again for the First World War… and um… increased to pay for the 2nd World War… Question: Are we still paying for those wars then??
Here in California, we are proud to lead the nation in Taxes – We pay tax on practically everything – we probably even pay taxes on our taxes! We even have a new PotHole Tax… Actually this is our third PotHole Tax, as after passing the first one, they diverted the money to pay for something other than filling potholes… so naturally, they then needed to pass a second PotHole Tax to fill the potholes that the first one didn’t… But whadda ya know, they diverted that money from the 2nd tax to pay for something other than filling potholes as well… Which means, we now need a Third PotHole Tax… what they Really want the money for is anyone’s guess!! We’d be better off filling the potholes with the actual tax money!! So, when you go to mail off your Tax forms on Tuesday, console yourselves – at least you’re not paying taxes to fill Potholes that seemingly will never be filled…
As for our comix page – seems there’s been some changes made – how will this affect our nominal protagonists? Have they been flummoxed by the 3DD Feline – er… Canine?? Um… I suppose we’ll have to wait for the next page to find out…
Is 3DD a reference to the third dimension, or just a cup size? Could be both…
Ah, a true case of insidious criminal genius at work. The nerve! Using our very constitutional protections to thwart our valiant lawmen. But then Bunz ain’t a lawman is she? Bet she goes all bat-s–t crazy on 3DD Puppy anyway. But I haven’t seen her trusty Louisville Slugger in a while…
…and a toilet plunger is just not the same.
“Bonk, bonk, bonk”
“Boing, boing, boing”
Not the same.
Ah, but the “boing boing boing” is indeed just the same as ever, as the Chief just pointed out…
–Oh, you meant the bat-clobbering SFX! Well, yeah, a rubber plunger head just wouldn’t leave the same impression as a 3-inch-diameter bolt of seasoned hickory…
“There’s nothing like a nice piece of hickory.”
Clever – perhaps TOO clever…
Rather like Captain America or even Bat Guy himself 3DD Kitty (er Puppy I guess) has a pre-arranged set of back-up plans. A formidable adversary indeed.
I betcha the secret “KittyCave” has all sorts of neet stuff stashed in it… Like alternate costumes and that folding bazooka, f’rinstance…
Think she has an M9 “folding” bazooka in there somewhere? True dish. Developed for paratroops in dubya dubya twice and appreciated by everybody. Longer range, twice the ROF and with a much more reliable ignition system.
3DD Puppy could probably hide the thing in her… uh… umm… no. Wouldn’t fit there either. HANDBAG! Yeah. That’s the ticket. Big floppy handbag.
As of not 3DD (Puppy?) has to rely on storing her tools of the trade ahead of time where she needs them, and on methods of magic-type misdirection that we look where they are not.
But being a thief by trade, she might want to obtain the floating orb of Bunz — if she figured it to be other than merely decoration.
Of course Bunz was being catty with the “suet” remark. But the cop who was halfway ignoring her (obviously) might have been thinking of some sort of old time traditional pudding — or some dish from the old country cooked in a lamb’s belly. Perhaps an acquired taste.
Boobies Bill. He was thinking (wistfully dreaming, longing, lusting) of big, bobbly, wobbly, bouncy boobies… and maybe something to do with motorboats.
Poor Bunz – to have been modeled on a Japanese anime schoolgirl. The “wrong” type of Japanese anime schoolgirl.
I wonder how our little Bunz would handle some guy deciding “she’s the one” and falling helplessly, hopelessly, head-over-heals in love with her. Could happen ya know. Probably freak her right out. But might there be some line of code hidden in her Sailor Chick programming that might cause her to react to such? You know how sappy anime chicks can be. Hmmmmm… only her creator knows for sure.
Um… you go ahead, Bill… I’ll wait at a safe distance, and inform your next of kin if need be.
Who me!?! Not a chance pal. Some things are made to be… admired (?) from a distance.